San Diego Slapdown

Dear Diary,

I have been training for weeks. I won't let this contender from San Diego take away my boxing - or beer-drinking - titles. (Even if the former are imaginary!) My secret? A rigorous routine lifting "Stone Brewing Co." kegs over my head.

I think it's rather unfair to ask me to compete - given, of course, that I'm dead - but, the kids insist. They're serving two Stone Brewing Company brews on Friday, 5pm-close, and egging on the fight.

Wish me luck.

George